Sir Professor

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

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blackcannonball:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

help

ponyvillenews:

directioner10001:

teutonicknightofawesome:

tumblr listen i’ve seen you achieve some great things

the fluffy chicken was one of our greatest achievements yet

and now i have a request

my parents said if this post gets 700,000 notes then they will (attempt to) send me to america to finally meet my best friend!!!

i know 700,000 is a stretch like damn gurl but hey plane tickets cost a lot and they know you can get 500k for a chicken so

WE ARE GETTING YOU TO AMERICA

TO AMERICA! 

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jazzcat1231:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

funfandoms:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

Went to school with tally marks on my hands.Four people asked me what it was.One girl practically had a panic attackAnd my science teacher asked me if I’d seen the Silence, so I responded “The What?” and his face went blank, and he replied. “What were you asking me about?” I just about cried laughing so hard.

we should have a day where whovians worldwide go out with tally marks on their hands and arms, freak the world out a little bit

^^This needs to happen.

Can we make this happen? How about April 23rd, the day The Impossible Astronaut (the first episode The Silence showed up in) aired. Yeah? C’mon people, let’s make this happen :D

jazzcat1231:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

funfandoms:

purpleshirtofjohnlock:

Went to school with tally marks on my hands.
Four people asked me what it was.
One girl practically had a panic attack
And my science teacher asked me if I’d seen the Silence, so I responded “The What?” and his face went blank, and he replied. “What were you asking me about?” I just about cried laughing so hard.

we should have a day where whovians worldwide go out with tally marks on their hands and arms, freak the world out a little bit

^^This needs to happen.

Can we make this happen? How about April 23rd, the day The Impossible Astronaut (the first episode The Silence showed up in) aired. Yeah? C’mon people, let’s make this happen :D

avengersaddict:

thebrotherstwo:

teentitansxyoungjustice:

spikeschilde621:

itsneumann:

riquis101:

kadeart:

I just want to know how many glasseser on tumblr :)

Just for seeing afar

just for when i need to see more than 4 inches in front of my face

im supposed to wear them more often than i do

Because they’re Kool

Because I’m practically blind without them.

Wearing mine now actually

avengersaddict:

thebrotherstwo:

teentitansxyoungjustice:

spikeschilde621:

itsneumann:

riquis101:

kadeart:

I just want to know how many glasseser on tumblr :)

Just for seeing afar

just for when i need to see more than 4 inches in front of my face

im supposed to wear them more often than i do

Because they’re Kool

Because I’m practically blind without them.

Wearing mine now actually

1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.